🐾 Couch Commander: The Art of the Perfect Nap

They call it “the dog days of summer” for a reason. Sometimes, a warrior must rest.

Here I am, stretched out on the comfiest green throne in the house. Notice the technique:

• Head tilt: maximum cuteness achieved.
• Paw drape: subtle reminder that the couch is now claimed territory.
• Soulful eyes: scientifically proven to increase the odds of treats appearing.

Humans think I’m just napping, but really, I’m conducting serious neighborhood surveillance. I can hear the mailman three blocks away. I know when the squirrels are plotting. And yes—I even notice when you sneak that last cookie.

Life isn’t just about chasing tennis balls or begging for belly rubs. Sometimes it’s about curling up, soaking in the sunshine, and reminding everyone that the couch isn’t just furniture—it’s a dog fortress of coziness.

Tail wags,
Riker 🐾
Chief Nap Strategist, Muttnet